Never say “other people have it worse”, even if it’s well-meaning. People are allowed to be sad, even if they have good things in life.
The concept of “other people have it worse” is such bullshit. Because with that logic only one single person in the world can feel bad.
Eric, 27, SUNY Cortland (Masters degree), huge fan of multiple cartoons including My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Penn Zero- Part Time hero, Star vs the Forces of Evil, and many more. But Nightmare Before Christmas. Always.
“It is said a hero is only as good as their enemies. Thus, a good story has to have a well-written villain, somebody that earns respect. After all, what is a hero without a villain to challenge them?”
“Darkness always had its part to play. Without it, how would we know when we walked in the light? It’s only when its ambitions become too grandiose that it must be opposed, disciplined, sometimes—if necessary—brought down for a time. Then it will rise again, as it must.” Clive Barker, "Abarat"
The greatest Villain is not the one who covers the world on shadow; it is the one who bathes the world in light. For it is truth that we truly fear; the unknown can become the known, but once seen, never forgotten. -me
"'When I looked around I saw and heard of none like me. Was I, the, a monster, a blot upon the earth from which all men fled and whom all men disowned?'"- Frankenstein's Monster.
He walks along a path of stone,
His rags are torn, he's all alone,
Yet on he treks, unmoved by time,
The sacred, profane, or sublime.
His body tires, but his heart
Still has some strength to tear apart.
The earth may weep, the heavens cry,
But on he walks, and in his eye,
It doesn't matter what the time,
The weather, be it rain or shine.
His soul is strong, his spirit tough,
They stay firm, though the path is rough.
He walks along a path of stone,
His rags are torn, he's all alone.
A good roadie knows his whole job is to make someone else look good, keep someone else safe, help someone else do what they were put here to do. A good roadie stays out of the spotlight. If he’s doing his job right, you don’t even know he’s there. Once in a while he might step on stage just to fix a problem, to set something right. But then before you even realize he was there or what he did, he’s gone.
- Eddie Riggs, "Brutal Legend"
See the great thing about being evil is that instead of overcoming your inner demons, you get to put a saddle on them and ride your majestic winged demons of terror into battle to strike terror into the hearts of men!
Here is a list of terrible things,
The jaws of sharks, a vultures wings
The rabid bite of the dogs of war,
The voice of one who went before,
But most of all the mirror’s gaze,
Which counts us out our numbered days."- Clive Barker, Days of Magic, Nights of War
So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”
quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more:
All muslims are terrorists you shouldn’t hang out with them at school” War
“Vaccines cause autism and homosexuality don’t get them!” Pestilence
“Timothy mustn’t eat gluten or calories, carbs will give you cancer!” Famine
“Mental illnesses aren’t real you just need to get over yourself” Death
WHEN DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE FIGHTING?
WHEN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES CEASE.
Corporations have effectively co-opted pride. as such, i am proposing that we all move over to sloth and have gay sloth parades.
just clog the main thoroughfares of every major city for weeks as lgbt folk camp out in the slowest parades ever
Do y'all even know the seven deadly sins? One of them is WRATH! Are you really going to pass up the opportunity for Gay Wrath parades??
I’m here fOR GAY WRATH PARADES YOU WRETCHED BASTARDS I’M HERE AND I’M QUEER SO GET THE FUCK OUTTA
gay greed parades though! RULING A NATION IS TOO SMALL TIME. WE WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
When a boy calls you a goddess
Ask him which.
If the only names that come to mind
Are the pretty things they prance about Olympus;
Tell him you are not a token female.
Tell him that you will not gather cast away thrones
Like a widow gleaning wheat.
Tell him you would march up Olympus’s pretty white steps
And rip their crowns from their heads.
Become the godhead:
The Sky, The Ocean, And Hades all rolled into one.
Transfigure your way somewhere between all three.
Tell him you will raise up the primordial deities from their graves.
Because you are not threatened
By women who can wield power like a whip.
Olympus only looks immaculate from the ground darling.
Because up close their sins have filthied every floor.
And if you are a goddess
What does that make him?
Know this,
The Age of gods is ending,
And girls will paint the Dawn in blood.
— do not exile nyx because you’re afraid of the darkness /// biancabraswell (via thesocietyofpoets)
We have at least one dramatic ancient story that illustrates the danger of hooking your house up to a public sewer in the first or second century AD. The author Aelian tells us about a wealthy Iberian merchant in the city of Puteoli; every night a giant octopus swam into the sewer from the sea and proceeded up through the house drain in the toilet to eat all the pickled fish stored in his well-stocked pantry. 
“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em“ So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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Transylvania approved defense. I know Dracula was SHAKING in fear when he tried climbing through my window that night.

punkitt-is-here:

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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life

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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone’s mom and you need to realize how swag this is

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

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Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

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I learned a new concept

Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)

Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.

Oh neat the first time I heard of the concept the guy described it to me as “catastrophic functionality”.

He was talking about it in the context of designing robots that would go in and stop nuclear reactor meltdowns, something that would 100% destroy the robot, but they would be designed to keep functioning and fighting the meltdown for as long as possible. He had some designs where over 80% of the robot has died and it was functionally dragging its corpse around by its one working arm because one more minute of functionality might save thousands.

I’ve been having a few bad years mental health wise, and thinking about those robots a lot .

greatlordfluffernutter:
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

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rydenxo:

god i hate what tiktok censorship has done to the language used to refer to sex work. i’m not a fucking ~accountant~ and i don’t make ~spicy content~ i’m a SEX WORKER and i make fucking PORN. stop talking about it with this baby ass cutesy bullshit language.

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I love that every year fire departments are like “hey. maybe DON’T fry your turkeys?”

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout “FUCK YOU” bc surely it’ll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I’m talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

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and every year, the american public goes “…anyway, where’s my propane tank-”

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seahdalune:

trans-madeline:

fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

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maybuds:

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

tlirsgender:

Saying goodnight when you’re online is so funny because every time you’ll be posting 15 minutes later like “I’m not an expert on the ottoman empire but”